the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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