check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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