Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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