she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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