I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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