Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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