He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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