My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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