ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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