i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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