WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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