I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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