Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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