wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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