Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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