This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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