I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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