hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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