What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Of course I have a pirate flag
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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