I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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