Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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