somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
tell me about the eggs
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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