is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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