i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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