yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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