I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you guys were way drunker than both of me
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
