STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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