I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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