just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Randomize
