I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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