yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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