i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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