do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
i now understand why vodka
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize
