So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
