Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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