I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
