just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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