The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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