Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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