She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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