i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
