are you still at the devil's house?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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