Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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