Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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