in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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