so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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