your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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