You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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