Christians are straight up FREAKS
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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