I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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