Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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