"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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