4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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